Shortstack Pancake Dev

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Honored Intern with no spinal cord and 5 days of experience. #VenmoMe

Work Experience

Wendy’s Parking Lot

Head Copywriter

• Idk why but it seems relevant to include here that i had tons of friends in college

Wendy’s Parking Lot

Chest Shaver

• Quality assurance—checked products to assure quality.


Thought Leader

• Lubricated our sales funnel


BS from Just Born Really Smart

Major: Partyin’ hahah ZBT for LIFE

GPA: 3.7


alphabetizing our brave veterans, teaching amputee puppies how to sing


a prostitute with a heart of gold

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