Shortstack Pancake Dev
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Summary
Honored Intern with no spinal cord and 5 days of experience. #VenmoMe
Work Experience
Wendy’s Parking Lot
Head Copywriter
• Idk why but it seems relevant to include here that i had tons of friends in college
Wendy’s Parking Lot
Chest Shaver
• Quality assurance—checked products to assure quality.
WeWork
Thought Leader
• Lubricated our sales funnel
Education
BS from Just Born Really Smart
Major: Partyin’ hahah ZBT for LIFE
GPA: 3.7
Hobbies
alphabetizing our brave veterans, teaching amputee puppies how to sing
References
a prostitute with a heart of gold
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