Suika Ibuki
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Summary
Honored Analyst with a love for drones and 15 hours of experience. #Sustainability #GoGreen #Reduce #Reuse #Recycle #ReststopBathroom #5Minutes #MeetMeThere
Work Experience
Clammi.ly
Hottest Accountant
• Boosted employee engagement by proposing to every employee
Gartner
Person Who Invites Everyone to BBQs
• [for later: make up some bullshit about my cold-calling job]
WeWork
Definitely Not An Undercover Cop
• Traded in an insider fashion
Education
BS from Facebook Group University
Major: Teeth
GPA: 0.4
Hobbies
admiring my library of classic literature, when I was showing Jimi Hendrix some cool guitar licks he could use (one became “Purple Haze”)
References
an impish bridge troll
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