Taras "Triscuits" Breadsman



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Summary

Concept Analyst with a pet goat and 15 days of experience. #AgeismInTheWorkplace

Work Experience

Telecomm Firm

Head of Corporate Sin

• Pls hire me

Anthony’s #1 Business Consulting Firm in Secaucus New Jersey

Thought Leader

• Pretty pls hire me

Mama B’s Spicy Italian Soups & Co., LLC

Air Conditioning Czar

• Organized logistics for the supply chain or something

Education

BS from Schoolhouse Rock Reruns

Major: Soup

GPA: 1.7

Hobbies

donating a million dollars (that I could barely afford) to hospitals, when I was showing Jimi Hendrix some cool guitar licks he could use (one became “Purple Haze”)

References

a very large dancer

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