Thomas Jefferson
607 Well-Done Steak Plaza • ShlinkedIn.com
Summary
Executive Marketer with weird ankles and 4 picoseconds of experience. #Brave #IAmBrave #Bravery #Courage
Work Experience
Adult Toy Shop
Hairy Person
• Tasted lemons (sometimes limes).
AggroTech
Chief Boss Girl
• Soup taster
Gartner
Draft Dodger
• Stole user data for a “personal project”
Education
BS from Magazines From A Pediatrician’s Office
Major: Communications
GPA: 0.0
Hobbies
inventing the internet, teaching amputees about diversity
References
two tricky garbage foxes
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