Todger Dick Ticklewitz



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Summary

Engineering Problem Solver with multiple bypass surgeries and 8 seconds of experience. #Brave #IAmBrave #Bravery #Courage

Work Experience

Circuit City

Best Lil’ Hacker

• Stood by water cooler trying to talk to people about blockchain.

Google

Shoe Polisher

• [for later: make up some bullshit about my cold-calling job]

BP

Chief Dream-O-Vator

• Co-led multiple keynote addresses to build brand.

Education

BS from Gary Vaynerchuk’s Twitter

Major: Bolecular Miology

GPA: 3.2

Hobbies

sharing my cool idea for a personal computation device with my friend young Bill Gates, admiring my library of classic literature

References

ny local congressperson

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