Trinity von Tiesenhausen

338 Business Sq. • 

Artistic Analyst with a half-full can of fresca and 3 hours of experience. #SpicyTakes #Memes

Work Experience

Bain Capital

Inspirational Executive

• Traded stocks, bonds, baseball cards, stories of a youth long gone.


Tuna Guy

• Started a bunch of fires (literal and metaphorical)

The Pentagon

Bitch, Lover, Child, Mother

• Mostly in charge of styling hair, but also did some nail clipping and backrubs.


BS from Koch Brothers School of Business

Major: Conference Calls

GPA: 0.8


supporting my local business, when I was showing Jimi Hendrix some cool guitar licks he could use (one became “Purple Haze”)


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