Ultiworld
782 Grimbo Way • ShlinkedIn.com
Summary
Culture Shark with a weird vibe and 3 seconds of experience. #Grinding #TwoBusinesspeopleGrinding
Work Experience
I Make Slinkies Out of Household Materials
Fry Cook
• Analyzed portfolios using my portfolio analysis skillset
Marketing Agency
I’m A Cop
• Honestly not sure what I did here but they kept paying me.
Exclesior Tech & Soup
Chest Shaver
• Shouted at everyone near me for a few years.
Education
BS from Reading Rainbow Reruns
Major: Spaghetti
GPA: 2.8
Hobbies
massaging our brave veterans, teaching Jeff Bezos how to read
References
a girl scout
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