Vincent Adultman



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Summary

Content Shark with a half-full can of fresca and 0 seconds of experience. #OracleTop100

Work Experience

GoPhreshly

Ginger

• Delivered mail.

eComms & More

BizDev Bro

• Tickled my elders

Elon Musk’s Front Lawn

Hairy Person

• Honestly not sure what I did here but they kept paying me.

Education

BS from Subway™ School of the Sandwich Arts

Major: Archaeology

GPA: 0.5

Hobbies

teaching Jeff Bezos how to read, wearing a sailor’s outfit and dancing for Navymen

References

a nun

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