Yeshua Jamb Bezos
496 Appletree Ave. • ShlinkedIn.com
Summary
Flustered Whisperer with two hearts and 0 hours of experience. #MarketingHacks #MarketingWizard #WhizzingOnMarketers
Work Experience
I Make Slinkies Out of Household Materials
Tender CEO
• Mostly solved riddles.
Jones Day
Office Snack
• Helped automate work process by pretending to learn HTML but actually outsourced it to a Latvian engineer named Juris. Great guy. Wait no—I actually coded ignore that.
Slime Corp.
Artist
• Rubbed CEO’s feet
Education
BS from My older cousin (he’s really smart)
Major: Biology
GPA: 0.1
Hobbies
when I was showing Jimi Hendrix some cool guitar licks he could use (one became “Purple Haze”), teaching orphans how to create a pivot table in Excel
References
HR
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