Yuzu Zap Greenblatt



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Summary

Financial Shark with a pocketful of dreams and 4 hours of experience. #Patriot #RedWhiteBlue

Work Experience

Hedge Fund

Really Incompetent Intern

• How am I supposed to boil down my professional existence and merit to one page?

Virgin

Chief Boss Girl

• Tasted lemons (sometimes limes).

AggroTech

Software User

• Put out literal fires.

Education

BS from Subway™ School of the Sandwich Arts

Major: Double: Business and Getting Down to Business

GPA: 0.3

Hobbies

building fresh water wells for underserved villages in southern New Jersey, telling everyone that they are beautiful no matter what shape their head is

References

my friend, Marcus

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