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When I turned eighteen, my father gave me a small loan of twenty-five million dollars, which I used to write and sell high yield securities that then were used to finance the takeover of a boyhood rival's family condom business. After installing myself as president, I sold off the company's manufacturing assets and converted it into a vehicle for further speculative investing. I am a strong believer in triumph over adversity, having faced much adversity myself.
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Tad says my dad bought me the cheap boat shoes but he's just mad that I had a dad. His Mom's new boyfriend, Chad, would always drop him off and make Tad kiss him on the mouth goodbye in front of the whole class.
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