Today is a bittersweet day for me. First, the bitter. On my way to work today I was subject to a terrible accident. A federal Arugula convoy crashed on the highway. I was stuck in traffic for hours. The scent of the bitter leaves floating into my nostrils. But next, the sweet! While waiting for the traffic to clear I suffered a stroke. This left a sweetish taste in my mouth which completely annulled the bitter stench of Arugula. You never know what each day will bring, they're full of surprises. Just like this one, one in ten of you will be let go today after lunch. Please grab an envelope from the back table.