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Thawt Leeder
Follow closely where your people are going, so that you can lead them
2 years ago β’
π΅ Paid Intern
My employees started talking about salary recently. To make things more fair, we decided to eliminate salary. Baseline performance is considered 50 hours, bonuses are paid for work done above baseline. When you add in ass-kiss multipliers and rat-out-poor-performers multipliers, most employees, er... contractors, can now potentially earn up to 101% of their old salary for only 90 hours of work a week. On a related note, I paid myself a $10m bonus for finding away to eliminate 95% of our health insurance costs.
2 years ago
Beautiful. Kudos
2 years ago
I think this is great, but we can do even better. Let's stop using words of entitlement - like "salary". Perhaps "allowance" would be a better word?
2 years ago
Talking about salary is ILLEGAL and it violates the GENEVA CONVENTION unless it is a post like this that ELIMINATES compensation! Just FYI.
2 years ago
Booyah! That just happened! Nicely done bro
2 years ago
Itβs all in the sauce!