Gorlax “Work Hard” Satanfinger
Hard work comes to those who wait

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Ever since I was a small kid I always dreamed of working hard. My first homework in school I always did twice. Other kids never understood the passion I had for working hard.
When I was in collage I chose to get addicted to crack, just so I had to work hard to get the money for my addiction and at the same time finish my studys.
After collage I stopped my addiction cold turkey, which also was hard work.

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