24/7 Hustlin' - no excuses - no limits - no sleep = RESULTS #father #business owner #banker #invest


At 6 years old, I lost all my limbs in a freak accident.

I wake up and I hustle - along the way I see people that tell me about 'work-life balance'. Pussies, the lot of them. 12 hour work days? Check. 100 hour work weeks? Check. My work is my life and my life is my work.

Don't like it? Fine! Be a failure, don't become a multi trillionaire like me.

Bit about me: certified TED speaker, alpha male gym rat, craving success, businessman, head of hiring, CEO, investment banker, dancer.

Started Shlinkin' Sep. 4, 2021
Career Progression: ๐Ÿ’ต Paid Intern

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    Mar. 27, 2023


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    Nov. 23, 2021


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    Nov. 23, 2021


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    Nov. 15, 2021


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    Nov. 1, 2021

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King of Swamp Ass

Like Jesus, but without superpowers..

Speaks well to TED

Hustlering the old and young

catch me if you dare!


Crystallic Mind


Can't Stop Won't Stop

The 'I love myself' self-endorsement

Very Fungable Tokens

Like an onion


Natural Gas

All-star Hustling Achievement Award

Need wage increase

Perfect in every way

Hard clicker

Approved entry level schlicker

I am love and I am life ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’—

Knows where to get various acids

Anti spiderkin

310 FICOยฎ Score

Man is love man is life

Hustling scared villagers


Mentioned in 'ShlinkedIn Digest' Numero 40

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'ShlinkedIn Digest' 43: Networking Goblin

X3 Marketer of da Week

Charlie walks remarkably well: good, brisk pace.

Serious Manager

a world force in hustling

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