A***+
At 6 years old, I lost all my limbs in a freak accident.
I wake up and I hustle - along the way I see people that tell me about 'work-life balance'. Pussies, the lot of them. 12 hour work days? Check. 100 hour work weeks? Check. My work is my life and my life is my work.
Don't like it? Fine! Be a failure, don't become a multi trillionaire like me.
Bit about me: certified TED speaker, alpha male gym rat, craving success, businessman, head of hiring, CEO, investment banker, dancer.
Career Progression: 💵 Paid Intern
Your chance of upward mobility - visualized
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Hottest Profile
Jul. 11, 2023
The Social Climber Award
Jul. 11, 2023
Hottest Profile
Jul. 7, 2023
The Social Climber Award
Jul. 7, 2023
Participation Trophy
Mar. 27, 2023
Networking Goblin
Nov. 23, 2021
Marketer of the Week
Nov. 23, 2021
Marketer of the Week
Nov. 15, 2021
Marketer of the Week
Nov. 1, 2021
Endorsements
+ EndorseKing of Swamp Ass
Like Jesus, but without superpowers..
Speaks well to TED
Hustlering the old and young
catch me if you dare!
Selfless
Crystallic Mind
GREEN
CEOgre
Can't Stop Won't Stop
The 'I love myself' self-endorsement
Very Fungable Tokens
Like an onion
shitposting
endorsing
Limbless with libido
Heavyweight
Cake
Natural Gas
All-star Hustling Achievement Award
Need wage increase
Perfect in every way
Hard clicker
Approved entry level schlicker
I am love and I am life 💯💗
Masturbation
Knows where to get various acids
Helluva Hustling
Anti spiderkin
310 FICO® Score
Man is love man is life
Hustling scared villagers
Hustlevationing
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Mentioned in 'ShlinkedIn Digest' Numero 42
Indominability
'ShlinkedIn Digest' 43: Networking Goblin
X3 Marketer of da Week
Spanked!
Charlie walks remarkably well: good, brisk pace.
Serious Manager
a world force in hustling
In the verse
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