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Elevated to the Royal Order of the Shrulkiform


I am the bestest person to ever roam this Earth. My cytomyobiomical chemistry has been the summit of evolutionary myobiomorphogenesis. Before things go downhill from here, let me teach you my ritualistic expressions of holistoshamanic thought leadership branding. Branson, Bezos, Musk, the Green Ogre and the little Why-guy all personally admitted their inferiority to me.

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