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Reviews
+ Review-
Taft is The Call To Action we all need. Reminding us that, as the Product, we need to Do More for Engagement. The Cookie is the means of providing Proof of our Engagement as we move through The Funnel, and Taft is The Cookie's most ardent Spokesfluencer.
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many cookies, much tasty
Trophy Case
The Social Climber Award
Dec. 19, 2022
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
Dec. 13, 2022
The Quill of Business
Sep. 12, 2022
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
Aug. 8, 2022
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
Jul. 11, 2022
Networking Virginity
Jun. 20, 2022
The Quill of Business
Apr. 11, 2022
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
Apr. 4, 2022
The Social Climber Award
Mar. 14, 2022
The Quill of Business
Feb. 14, 2022
The Quill of Business
Feb. 7, 2022
The Quill of Business
Jan. 31, 2022
Platinum
Oct. 20, 2021
Participation Trophy
Sep. 20, 2021
The Quill of Business
Sep. 13, 2021
Marketer of the Week
Aug. 31, 2021
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
Aug. 16, 2021
Hottest Profile
Aug. 9, 2021
Bud Light Platinum Refreshing Runner Up
Jun. 22, 2021
Verified
Jun. 18, 2021
Endorsements
+ EndorseKierkegaard
Will probably cause armageddon in some ad campaign
Ad King
Hamster Fiddler
Ad Ninja, Samurai, Shinobi, Rockstar, Guru
Bestest at words
Monetizing money
Very
In the top 27 candidates for executive position.
Plunging neckline
Drinks a lot of Sunny D
Diversity
SWOT THOT
2021 Cannes Golden Lion Winner
Galactic Gratitude Award
Brand Surgeoned
Pulitzer Prize for Literature Nominee
Capital Outflow
Surgeon general (disgraced)
Herbology
Drug user of the month nobel laureate
Mentioned in ShlinkedIn Digest #33
Not Arachnophobic
Touched
Mentioned in ShlinkedIn Digest #34
Capital Chap
Loyal to friends
Bonk cultivator
Fantastic ads that caused an argument at home
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Adding value to ads
FiXeD mY ThInKiNg, ExCeLlEnT bRaInD sTuRgEoN
Tough Taft
Spanked!
Inferior Number of Legs
Survivor of Workplace Ageism
Amiable Entrepreneur
Quillage
Sold Out
Soul-ed Out
Friend of the Admiral
Featured in ShlinkedIn Digest #62
Observant, adaptive, professional.
Customer centricitiness
Great hair
Very Popular 😉
Very Popular 😉
Always beating that drum
Porno Anagrammer
shlinkery
Botched surgery