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Dear Network, It seems that with this latest restraining order, it is time for me to seek new employment. And because of my garnishment, I could use that help quick. Here's a bit about what I bring to the table: - Experienced CEO sycophant - Long history of tormenting IT - Reads most emails within 72 hours - Cultivated relationship with local non-profit (AA) - Respectable golf handicap - Wage Slave Belittler of the Year, 2006 Please let me know of any leads in your network, or if you'd like to connect.πThanks in advance! #Work #HireMePleaseOrElseI'llLoseEverything
2 years ago
If youβre experienced in sexual harassment I may have a lead.
2 years ago
How come I never get your application on my table?
2 years ago
@baimlerdenznuuk I am at your service! (So long as it doesn't interfere with my court dates.)
2 years ago
Itβs all in the sauce!
2 years ago
I've always felt like restraining orders are more recommendations than anything. Don't let a piece of paper stop you from achieving your dreams!