DD
World’s best secretary 🏆
Not afraid to get my knees dirty. Experience working under covers. Known to pull all nighters. THOT leader. Freak in the [spread]sheets.
Famous blonde from all of the blonde jokes.
ShlinkedIn may say I’m middle management, but everyone else will tell you I’m on top.
Career Progression: 🗣️ Thought Leader
Pink Panties
Rene „Hustler“ Descartes • 11-18-23
WFH Zoom Recording
Bain W. Kuang 🐀 • 4-18-23
One hour with THAT Secretary
Rene „Hustler“ Descartes • 9-16-22
SaaS (Sexism as a Service)
Ned Flicks • 9-15-22
Reviews
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Any true businessman needs a secretary
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🔥 THAT Secretary, not just a master of spreadsheets, but a whiz at handling all sorts of "tasks." Always ready to "work late" and "dive deep" into the details. A true asset in any "position"! 💼😉 #OfficeSizzle #LateNightLegend 🌙✨
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Marketer of the Week
Nov. 14, 2023
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
Oct. 30, 2023
The Social Climber Award
Oct. 23, 2023
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
Oct. 9, 2023
Marketer of the Week
Sep. 4, 2023
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
Aug. 14, 2023
Marketer of the Week
Jul. 24, 2023
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
May. 30, 2023
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
May. 22, 2023
Hottest Profile
May. 15, 2023
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
May. 15, 2023
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
May. 9, 2023
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
Apr. 24, 2023
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
Apr. 4, 2023
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
Mar. 27, 2023
The Social Climber Award
Mar. 22, 2023
Marketer of the Week
Dec. 20, 2022
Marketer of the Week
Dec. 13, 2022
The Social Climber Award
Dec. 13, 2022
Marketer of the Week
Dec. 5, 2022
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
Dec. 5, 2022
The Social Climber Award
Nov. 14, 2022
The Social Climber Award
Oct. 31, 2022
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
Oct. 24, 2022
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
Oct. 17, 2022
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
Sep. 26, 2022
Marketer of the Week
Sep. 12, 2022
Marketer of the Week
Aug. 15, 2022
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
Aug. 15, 2022
ShlinkedIn Conference Attendee
Jun. 29, 2022
Marketer of the Week
Jun. 20, 2022
Networking Goblin
Jun. 6, 2022
Marketer of the Week
May. 16, 2022
Networking Goblin
Mar. 28, 2022
Marketer of the Week
Mar. 21, 2022
Marketer of the Week
Mar. 7, 2022
Hottest Profile
Jan. 31, 2022
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
Jan. 25, 2022
Marketer of the Week
Jan. 17, 2022
Marketer of the Week
Jan. 11, 2022
Hottest Profile
Dec. 27, 2021
The Social Climber Award
Dec. 7, 2021
Networking Goblin
Nov. 30, 2021
The Social Climber Award
Nov. 15, 2021
Participation Trophy
Nov. 1, 2021
Marketer of the Week
Oct. 4, 2021
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
Oct. 4, 2021
Endorsements
+ EndorseStenographic Design
Has eyelashes that mean business
Reminds Me of the Mother I Ate
Likes scrambled eggs in the morning
Bimbo Bamboozle
Bootylicious
heterophobia
stock taker
All the things the wife refused to do(long list)
Most amazing person, that's what she thinks ;)
Big Business
good marketing skills
Buxom
Beautiful plumage
Inappropriate Xeroxes
C++ (C=Cute)
Ambtious AF
Confirmed go-getter
DDs... and growing
Microsoft Office
Best coffee I've ever had
shlinked me
Thought leader
Walks the extra mile in your shoes
Spanked!
Best in-office breakfast cosplay
100 % sem vergonha !
has DD‘s
THAT Birth Mark!
A Real Boss Babe
Certified Thighs
Better Abs than me
I get it
a big heart
Has a way with mayonnaise
Bzzzzzzzzzt Bzzt Bzzt Bzzt
never asks about interest rates
Knowing what NFT's R but knows better than to buy
Healthy mammary glands
Puts in long hours at night with the boss
Burns the midnight oil in the office
Chatty Chick
Pencil Sharpening
Inferior Number of Legs💋
Spanked that Secretary!
🤗🚀🥛
No no no stop trying to seduce me I’m MARRIED
B!itchy Son
Republican
Friend of the Admiral
Sought-after Head of C-Level secretaryship
Really knows a thing or seven about silicone molds
Extremely efficient and attentive
Just terrific.
Filthiest Profile
Excel[lently] Spread[s in the]Sheets
happy to work late ... really late
Oscar for Most Bang for Your Buck
Removing her bra
Forbes Secretary Of The Year 2022
Feisty in the office
Crazy Diamond
Good at petting
What a girl!
Thot leader
Real ass bitch 😏
Uses autotune
Eggs over sleazy
💦🥵💄💋
Very Popular 😉
Enjoys everything. For a price.
She'll put lipstick in your mug
A true THOT leader 🍆🍆🍆
I had sex with her
Undergarments specialist
Thinks LONG and HARD
Intern Supplier for Hungry Spiders
Intern Free
Reached bronze bridge level at Nuutro
Let's _him_ grow
Can give me a virus anytime
Wunderbar
Nails client intake appointments.
Mask of Nyarlathotep
Should I see a doctor about this?
table form
THAT's none of your business
You're not wearing THAT outfit, missy!
Ego boostette
Friend
Classmates in Reception
Neighbourly endeavours
Helpful on our receiving dock
Dedicated, Efficient Demeanor! I am indebted. <3
Supple
Office Cheerleader
Stenotype? More like STUNotype
In-u-endo
Spanked dat ass
Likes feet pics
Thinks I'm a Handsome Boy
Dictation Skillz
Keeps the receipts
Did me right!
fastest typing ever seen on a keyboard
Great coffee
Efficiency Motivator
Spreadsheets 🚀🌟
Sheeeeesh, that GYAT tho
Made best cheese.
she knows how to read an SMS
Took care of my Tu Lips