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Basil Eowax (it / that / ffs)
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1 month ago • 💼 Middle Manager

My colleague arrived at work and said, “it’s Friday” “Why so sad? It’s Fri-YAY!” I replied. Then we took a beer from the office fridge, the pizza order arrived and everybody cheered. Turns out their cat had died. #FriYAY #PizzaAndBeer #DeadCatStrategy #SadButStillHappy #Octothorpe

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You can always get a new cat. But great laughs with co-workers? Cherish them.

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@catherinethgr8t So much this. And also, for me, pizza just epitomises fun. And it’s portable, so you can carry on working while you eat a slice, and it’s very democratising: even the fatties on diets can join in - they just need to make sure they eat fewer slices. It’s the ultimate motivation food.

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@basileowax the best thing about pizza is you don't even have to open the door to give it to minions. Just slide it under. Then they can have all the fun, without the interrupted work.

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@doctorevil yes and better still, it doesn’t even have to be warm. The savages will still eat it. I just get one yesterday and give them that.

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