Catherine Thick Simpson
Change Agent. Corporate Disruptor. Rainmaker. I haven't slept in ten years.


Do you want to eat all the marzipan? Do you want to roll around in the dough and feel the glistening between your toes as your babe tells you you are king of the world? Join me and I will make you a thought leader, better than all other thought leaders. They will want to give up and live under a bridge after I'm done with you. Hire me today for ultimate happiness and endless blow pops. I drive a Tesla and my dad owns a dealership.
Started Shlinkin' Jun. 3, 2022
Career Progression: πŸ’Ό Middle Manager
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Is pronounced "Catherine"

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