Do you want to eat all the marzipan? Do you want to roll around in the dough and feel the glistening between your toes as your babe tells you you are king of the world? Join me and I will make you a thought leader, better than all other thought leaders. They will want to give up and live under a bridge after I'm done with you. Hire me today for ultimate happiness and endless blow pops. I drive a Tesla and my dad owns a dealership.
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Aug. 24, 2022. You mentored Catherine
Bro thinks he a thought leader, but he just a CEO. Just because your marketing dept. put together some content and put your names on it don't make you a thought leader. You a thought wanker.
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Aug. 4, 2022. You’ve watched Catherine from afar
I have watched Catherine from afar with great interest. 'Mirin'
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Jun. 13, 2022
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Is pronounced "Catherine"
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Hung like stallion, goes like sewing machine
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