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Do you want to eat all the marzipan? Do you want to roll around in the dough and feel the glistening between your toes as your babe tells you you are king of the world? Join me and I will make you a thought leader, better than all other thought leaders. They will want to give up and live under a bridge after I'm done with you. Hire me today for ultimate happiness and endless blow pops. I drive a Tesla and my dad owns a dealership.
Career Progression: 💰 CEO
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Reviews
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Bro thinks he a thought leader, but he just a CEO. Just because your marketing dept. put together some content and put your names on it don't make you a thought leader. You a thought wanker.
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I have watched Catherine from afar with great interest. 'Mirin'
Trophy Case
The Social Climber Award
Jul. 4, 2022
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
Jun. 20, 2022
Participation Trophy
Jun. 13, 2022
Endorsements
+ EndorseStellar at vengeance
Pulling Underwear to become Upperwear
thicc
Is pronounced "Catherine"
Blow Pops
Bread enjoyer
Interesting hygiene
Beats dough senseless
Thicc
Hung like stallion, goes like sewing machine
Invested in Dog Karate
Heathen Heckler Extraordinaire
Very Popular 😉
s h l i n k
Lipstick Thief
Endorsement onanism
Tells It Like It Is
Outstanding Colleague
Good at pets
Burrito Eating