Featured
The Real Prince of Botsylwania
The rightful heir to the throne of Botsylwania
2 years ago β€’ πŸ’΅ Paid Intern

People claim to have seen an UFO in Europe. False, ALL aliens must first visit USA, that is what school has taught me. Or maybe movies. Lol IDK I wasn’t paying attention because I WAS BUSY MAKING MONEY. WHAT’S YOUR EXCUSE?

4 Comments

I was having a really amazing poop and it turned into diarrhea.

Link

I saw a lot of good movies in high school like Shlink Blade. There were UFOs in a few trailers before the film started. Probably all in the imagination.

Link
Emil Fischer

2 years ago

Slap me some skin, brotha-man!

Link

Say that to my face, you limp-wristed draft dodger!

Link

Join Shlinkedin.