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The Real Prince of Botsylwania
The rightful heir to the throne of Botsylwania
3 years ago β’
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People claim to have seen an UFO in Europe. False, ALL aliens must first visit USA, that is what school has taught me. Or maybe movies. Lol IDK I wasnβt paying attention because I WAS BUSY MAKING MONEY. WHATβS YOUR EXCUSE?
3 years ago
I was having a really amazing poop and it turned into diarrhea.
3 years ago
I saw a lot of good movies in high school like Shlink Blade. There were UFOs in a few trailers before the film started. Probably all in the imagination.
3 years ago
Slap me some skin, brotha-man!
3 years ago
Say that to my face, you limp-wristed draft dodger!