The Antichrist
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The greatest happiness is to buy out your enemies, to scourge their products from the market, to rob their employees of their pensions, to see their accounts department bathed in tears, and to drink the freshly harvested blood of their interns

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Keen punishments

great with kids

Wise words, comrade.

Drives the Economy

Diabolical magnificent teamwork.

Not needing jesus

Devil’s advocate

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