The Antichrist
Work will set you free!
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The greatest happiness is to buy out your enemies, to scourge their products from the market, to rob their employees of their pensions, to see their accounts department bathed in tears, and to drink the freshly harvested blood of their interns
Started Shlinkin'
Sep. 4, 2021
Career Progression: ☕ Unpaid Intern
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great with kids
Truly evil.
Wise words, comrade.
Drives the Economy
Diabolical magnificent teamwork.
Team building
Not needing jesus
Devil’s advocate
Works for apple
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