Igor Pachmelnik Zakuskov
Lead Structural Engineer, Communist Party of the Soviet Union

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I have over 18 years of experience working in engineering and. Currently, I work as the Lead Structural Engineer for the Communist Party of the Soviet Union, where I lead a cross-functional team of seven thousand, building unique (albeit flaccid) bridges and buildings that are helping create jobs for our wonderful nation.
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Started Shlinkin' Sep. 4, 2021
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