Nurse ratchet
I drink out of a flask hidden inside my lab coat


I know this hospital better than my own home. I know which employees smoke weed in the maintenance closet. I also am ambidextrous. I can write up an admissions report with one hand while emptying a bed pan with the other. I am the only nurse who can insert a cather in one fowl swoop. They call me the urethra whisperer.

Started Shlinkin' Jul. 28, 2021
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