Hank Thundercraw
I am the CEO of Business Belt and I am here to help your “Buckle Up!” your business.


I owned my own midsize beverage distribution center located in the heart of real America (Southern California) but recently lost it due to litigious nature of my ex-wife Andrea. I have a Master’s in Business, a can-do attitude, and thousands of dollars of unpaid legal bills, so I decided to start Business Belt to help other CEOs or struggling ex-husbands get their business’ belts buckled and back on track!

Started Shlinkin' Nov. 17, 2023
Career Progression: ☕ Unpaid Intern
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