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๐ Chief Ideation Catalyst, Donkey Dad Febrezeius here! Specializing in reimagining business norms with strategic ambiguity. ๐๐ง Here to transform your corporate quandaries into a whirlwind of whimsical wizardry. Let's reinvent the box together! ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฎ
Career Progression: ๐ผ Middle Manager
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Reviews
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I dont really know what he's saying most of the time but hes very energetic while doing it and seems to have a hypnotic effect on everyone in the room, using words to distract like a magician uses hand wavy gestures. A real wizard in the board room (who also lets me sit on his lap during meetings).
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Modern art is so last century. Febrezeius is a true connoisseur that understands the disruptive potential of corporate art. No longer do people need to waste energy in self expression when they can admire the driving force of the universe in all its glory: corporate culture.
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Hottest Profile
Dec. 11, 2023
Marketer of the Week
Dec. 11, 2023
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
Dec. 11, 2023
The Social Climber Award
Dec. 4, 2023
Hottest Profile
Nov. 27, 2023
Marketer of the Week
Nov. 27, 2023
The Social Climber Award
Nov. 27, 2023
Networking Goblin
Nov. 20, 2023
Marketer of the Week
Nov. 20, 2023
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
Nov. 20, 2023
Networking Virginity
Nov. 16, 2023
Endorsements
+ EndorseInferior Number of Legs
Thinks inside my box
Providing additional doorknobs
He tied my shoes perfectly.
Constant Screaming
A nice amount of pubes
Passed the Turimg Test
Warm lap