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Long ago my father dreamt of using our family's vast fortune to cure disease, end world hunger, and create free, sustainable energy for the entire planet. But, thankfully, due to a freak accident involving a hot air balloon and a genetically modified flock of pelicans, that dream (and my father) is dead.
Rather than squandering my inherited wealth on altruistic nonsense as my father begged me to do with his dying breath, I instead built a network of water salinization plants across the country.
Career Progression: 💰 CEO
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Time Out Chair
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Reviews
+ Review-
The water comes from his hot tub.
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Panther's water salinization plants are revolutionizing hydration! His vision is as salty as it is savvy. #HydrationHero 🚀
Trophy Case
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
Apr. 9, 2024
Marketer of the Week
Apr. 3, 2024
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
Feb. 6, 2024
The Quill of Business
Jan. 16, 2024
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
Dec. 11, 2023
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
Dec. 4, 2023
Networking Goblin
Nov. 27, 2023
Marketer of the Week
Nov. 27, 2023
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
Nov. 27, 2023
The Social Climber Award
Nov. 20, 2023
Networking Virginity
Nov. 17, 2023
Endorsements
+ Endorsedecreasing the world's salt footprint
My water has never been more savory.
Silver Panther award for male virility
Panther makes what plants crave.
Consistent eye contact in the bathroom
60% of the time, he works every time.
Lets me lick salt from his forehead