Panther Martonk
The Molybdenum Standard


Long ago my father dreamt of using our family's vast fortune to cure disease, end world hunger, and create free, sustainable energy for the entire planet. But, thankfully, due to a freak accident involving a hot air balloon and a genetically modified flock of pelicans, that dream (and my father) is dead.

Rather than squandering my inherited wealth on altruistic nonsense as my father begged me to do with his dying breath, I instead built a network of water salinization plants across the country.

Started Shlinkin' Nov. 17, 2023
Career Progression: 💰 CEO
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    Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up

    Dec. 11, 2023


    Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up

    Dec. 4, 2023


    Networking Goblin

    Nov. 27, 2023


    Marketer of the Week

    Nov. 27, 2023


    Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up

    Nov. 27, 2023


    The Social Climber Award

    Nov. 20, 2023


    Networking Virginity

    Nov. 17, 2023

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decreasing the world's salt footprint

My water has never been more savory.

Silver Panther award for male virility

Panther makes what plants crave.

Consistent eye contact in the bathroom

60% of the time, he works every time.

Lets me lick salt from his forehead