Dr. Richard Splinters
Leading expert in areas within the fields of medical issues pertaining to health.

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I earned my medical license at age 4 after performing an open-heart tracheostomy on three casualties of a Nerfβ„’ gun fight that got out of hand.

At age 6 I won 'Best Autopsy' at the 73rd annual 'Morgue Awards' show in Helsinki.

Since the 2009 buffet distaster at the International Obesity Conference, rumors have been circulating about my license being revoked. I maintain this fact as false.

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Bad handwriting, must be a genius

OUCHIE WOUCHI DR SPLINTERS

He a gentel lad...sofft hans.

Ressuscitated me just like he did Jesus

Great doc, love visiting him in the children ward

Script kiddie, got caught

Writes scripts for Adderall for only $50!

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Makes me wet

Surprisingly large hands!

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