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I earned my medical license at age 4 after performing an open-heart tracheostomy on three casualties of a Nerf™ gun fight that got out of hand.
At age 6 I won 'Best Autopsy' at the 73rd annual 'Morgue Awards' show in Helsinki.
Since the 2009 buffet distaster at the International Obesity Conference, rumors have been circulating about my license being revoked. I maintain this fact as false.
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OUCHIE WOUCHI DR SPLINTERS
He a gentel lad...sofft hans.
Ressuscitated me just like he did Jesus
Great doc, love visiting him in the children ward
Writes scripts for Adderall for only $50!
Script kiddie, got caught
Butt stuff
Long index finger
Makes me wet
Surprisingly large hands!
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Good bedside manner
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