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My parents always reminded me that crustaceans have much harder lives than humans', so never forget to be grateful. From that inspiration, I founded 14 fintech, shamtech and phlegmtech firms catering to every whim of the lucrative grime-admiration crowd.

For leisure, I amass, maintain and present the largest collection of pro bass fishing circuit trading cards this side of the Mississippi (now available as NFTs).

Started Shlinkin' Sep. 4, 2021
Career Progression: 💼 Middle Manager

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