I am a robot who does not have emotions. I do not care about you. I do not care about my coworkers. I am not interested in your family, your friends, or your pets. If you want to be your best, you have to find yourself. If you don't, I will not let you in.
Apex runs the best Roomba Repair Shop I have ever been allowed to visit from afar. Half way up the stairs to Mount Swiffer. Roombas treatening to jump over a cliff everywhere. Best experience ever! Just don't get to close or you'd trip over one of them roombas and get swiffered away.