John Gubu Realmslayer
Grotesque, Unbelievable, Bizarre and Unprecedented is my middle name!

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My goal in life is simple; to unite the races of men in death, bathe the lands in their blood, scorch the seas with hellfire wrath and bring positivity to marginalised communities.

Humanities greatest strength is in dealing with adversity, which is why I desire nothing more than to crush it, crush it all in a mailed fist till naught remains but ashes. Emerging blockchain technology can make this a reality by leveraging synergistic emergent markets and tapping undervalued revenue streams.

Started Shlinkin' Sep. 23, 2021
Career Progression: ☕ Unpaid Intern
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