Knock knock. Who's there? Me! An adult man!
I drink energy juice drinks, I do big important adult business at my Fortune 500 company. We made a gazillion dollars. Sometimes I play tag during free time, but who has free time these days?
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Sep. 16, 2021. You managed Ringo directly
I’ve definitely seen Ringo working, as an adult. He drinks alcohol all the time (which he can buy at the store all by himself) and drives big cars very well. At the office, he is a full grown-up businessperson. He does business work during the day, Monday through Friday.
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