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One of my interns made an error during their shift. Instead of shouting at them, I said "Do you know why we call it a mistake?". He shook his head. "It's because you'll be missing steak now that you have no income. You're fired." Do better, people.

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Wise dog once said: Keep steak away from intern, intern might eat you

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@the_office_dog Great points as always. Wishing you a speedy promotion and lots of pats! Xoxo

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But the intern had no income before he was fired, either.

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@renehustler the intern was being paid in experience.

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Okay. Oh, by the way, there seems to be a problem with your office security. The cameras picked up some *blatantly-unrepentant secretary rape*, you wouldn't happen to know of anyone ELSE with access codes to your office, would you? Because I don't, I'm just an intern. Sincerely, the IT Intern from Development Hell, Gadg8eer

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