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Invented Thinking™ / Tulip bulb investor since 1634 / Long haired philosophy rock star / Moving-type printing press owner #cuttingedgetechnology / Guillotine manufacturer / Career = networking + hustling + tulip bulb investment / Way ahead of you - been hustling before all of you guys did (except @God(real)) / I party like it's 1599 / #tulipmania1637 #hustlinsince1596 #ponzischemes #ageofreason #habsburgsucks #infinitesimalcalculus
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Rene "Hustler" Descartes, not just a philosopher but a tulip tycoon! His printing press prints ideas faster than money. Throws parties that make the Renaissance look like a tea party. Invented thinking? More like reinvented hustling! 🌷📜🚀💭
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Rene 'Hustler' Descartes: The OG of hustle! Royalty of 'Inventing Thinking™' & tulip bulb investing since 1634. His parties? Pure 1599 vibes. Got a cutting-edge printing press & opinions on Habsburgs. If you're into Ponzi or pioneering, he's your guy. #hustlinsince1596
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Invested in his two lips
Self-love is a virtue. So is self-endorsement.
Amateur Zoologist
Quadratic Regression Investing (QRI) Pioneer
Spanked!
Non Fungible
Pathetic Number of Legs
Demon Slayer
Even charts his own farts
Dead As A Doornail
Bulbs probably protruding more than necessary
Cartesian coordinates rock.
Cogito, ergo sum.
Hustle King
Thinks, and therefore is.
Expanded my horizon by showing me a tulip bulb
Recognises the vitality of other peoples locks
Can not think in polar coordinates
Inferior Number of Legs
Bread enjoyer
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Thoughtful Manager
Inventor of month-napping
Tulip brokers HATE HIM for his ONE WEIRD TRICK
Budget Conscious
Cheapo Depot
Very Popular 😉
He thinks He is
Legendary Dualist
Enjoys good clapping
Best guillotines on the market.
Ami
Oil Painting Selfie
ever wanted hairs like this.
not wagering on Pascal
Better than Facebook marketplace
Invests, therefore he exists.
Thought Alchemist: Turning ideas into gold! 🌷💭💰
ergo cum
He invests, therefore he is.