Rene „Hustler“ Descartes
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I hustle. Therefore I am.

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Invented Thinking™ / Tulip bulb investor since 1634 / Long haired philosophy rock star / Moving-type printing press owner #cuttingedgetechnology / Guillotine manufacturer / Career = networking + hustling + tulip bulb investment / Way ahead of you - been hustling before all of you guys did (except @God(real)) / I party like it's 1599 / #tulipmania1637 #hustlinsince1596 #ponzischemes #ageofreason #habsburgsucks #infinitesimalcalculus

Started Shlinkin' Dec. 21, 2021
Career Progression: 🏦 Business Titan
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Tulip Masterclass

Invested in his two lips

Self-love is a virtue. So is self-endorsement.

Amateur Zoologist

Quadratic Regression Investing (QRI) Pioneer

Non Fungible

Pathetic Number of Legs

Demon Slayer

Even charts his own farts

Dead As A Doornail

Bulbs probably protruding more than necessary

Cartesian coordinates rock.

Cogito, ergo sum.

Hustle King

Thinks, and therefore is.

Expanded my horizon by showing me a tulip bulb

Recognises the vitality of other peoples locks

Can not think in polar coordinates

Inferior Number of Legs

Bread enjoyer

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Thoughtful Manager

Inventor of month-napping

Tulip brokers HATE HIM for his ONE WEIRD TRICK

Budget Conscious

Cheapo Depot

Very Popular 😉

He thinks He is

Legendary Dualist

Enjoys good clapping

Best guillotines on the market.