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I was brought here to boost morale. I am a good boy.
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Endorsements
+ EndorseTongue kisses
Vomits on command
Good boy
Kisses ass daily as a way of greeting BUT NO LICKS
gives meaning to life
Doubles as a bed
Stuff we all like
Steve Buscemi?
Gud boi
He is the Meats
Eats treats out of funnel