The Future
it's a good time to think about the past
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It's very hard to make predictions, especially about me. Predicting the past is also nearly impossible.
Sometimes when I'm singing "She'll be coming around the mountain" I think, "How does this turkey know about the six white horses?"
One day I hope to two day. Go say that to someone right now. I DARE YOU.
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