Carlos McCharlie Carlson
I'm here to make money from my genius totally not pyramid scheme

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Carlos was born in the freezing winter of 1984, the only survivor among 7 million brothers, all perished during the impregnation. From an early age he started showing a strong business awareness, stealing pennies from his grandma's purse and smelting them to sell pure grade copper to some shady romanian immigrants. At the age of 30 he finally finished high school. Now looking for work

Started Shlinkin' Sep. 4, 2021
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