Alexander Mason-Smith Jr.
Im not an alcoholic... I can stop at any time.

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I had just started a new job and was trying to bond with my new colleagues in the kitchen while on a tea break. So far, so good - that is, until I needed the milk for my brew. Rather than politely asking if I could borrow it, for a reason still unknown to myself I blurted out "MILK ME" and followed it with a nod in the direction of the milk, only making the situation creepier and more awkward.

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Went to Cambridge ….londis and bought beer

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