Emplojes Mustuacheands
Mastermind behind the world's FIRST underwater coworking space

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I'm the visionary behind the first underwater coworking space, merging marine tranquility with dynamic work life. Marrying marine biology with entrepreneurship, harmonizing seaweed aesthetics with ergonomic design, and blending the sound of whale calls with motivational podcasts, I've created a space where productivity and ocean conservation swim together. Here, brainstorming sessions are literal, and the only 'shark tank' is the view from your desk.

Started Shlinkin' Sep. 4, 2021
Career Progression: 🏦 Business Titan
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Is great at math like his name can attest

Duke is an amazing entrepreneur!

Double-personality

In file included from /usr/include/c++/4.6/algo

Loves the word β€˜Gooseberry’

SteamPunk Coding MasterMind

debugging AP fuckery

linking relevant XKCD comics

can't be blank

Double penetrated

Prostidoes and Prostidont's

Business Jabbing

Helped me rob Mt. Gox

hating poor people

rescue 911 did an episode on him

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Can eat a lot

eating, drinking, sleeping

Inferior Number of Legs

Business on the Bus

Very Popular πŸ˜‰

can jab all day

jabbing the hut

Master jabber

Anything

Fortran

Always has key to storage closets

10 WRITE (6,20) 20 FORMAT(7H FORTRAN) 30 GO TO 10

His knowledge of PL/1 and JCL is still remarkable

Master Rancher/Ranchero if Latinx

Master Rancherx

Inferior Number of Legs

Friend

AI Savvy