Carter “Pepperoni Tony” Blackbeard
unpaid intern at colonscopy clinic but actually a billionaire in disguise

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Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared

Started Shlinkin' Sep. 4, 2021
Career Progression: 💵 Paid Intern

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