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Man who swallows food colouring dyes a little inside.
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Described himself as "Man with itchy anus wake up with smelly finger." Really really wise.
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Confucius is a hero of wisdom though he was not aware of the wisdom ripple effect. Marvin only caught the scary part.
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Motivating Inspiration
Mixing up the pick'n'mix in my local store
Motivating Inspiration
Has an oversized right thumb
Man who go through door sideways
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Trumps who drink bleach...
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Xi's Grampa