Maximus Balls
So hot, I sizzle.


Like Bob Marley always used to say (so I heard) - Iron your lion while sighing. I'm sure this has a deep meaning, something like don't count your chickens till the hen's laid her eggs. Possibly. Then again, who knows what Bob was thinking, he was a much cleverererer man than me. You're probably wondering what line of business I'm in. No? Well, I'll tell you anyway - I sell things. Sometimes even things that aren't illegal to sell. I think I even sell chickens.

Started Shlinkin' Jun. 24, 2021
Career Progression: πŸ’Ό Middle Manager
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