Like Bob Marley always used to say (so I heard) - Iron your lion while sighing. I'm sure this has a deep meaning, something like don't count your chickens till the hen's laid her eggs. Possibly. Then again, who knows what Bob was thinking, he was a much cleverererer man than me. You're probably wondering what line of business I'm in. No? Well, I'll tell you anyway - I sell things. Sometimes even things that aren't illegal to sell. I think I even sell chickens.
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Maximus used to apply pressure to teach me work under stress. His balls pressured me into success.
Rene „Hustler“ Descartes
I hustle. Therefore I am.
Dec. 22, 2021. You are standing directly behind Maximus
Even when standing behind Maximus, I can tell that his balls are the size of giant tulip bulbs.
May. 16, 2022
Sep. 27, 2021
My balls are so huge I can't sit down
Nice ass if you can see past those enormous balls
How did your balls know
Possibly a weeaboo
A seller of things; immeasurable selling potential
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