Louise F
Taming Unicorns since 1976

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I had this amazing bio all written out and it just vanished on me! Anyway....

If you have a problem with out-of-control unicorns then get in touch with me today and I'll get back to you after I finish getting grossed out by bananas.

PS - If I have to call you back, please answer your phone. Don't let it go to voicemail. For some reasons leaving answer phone messages turn me into some kind of bumbling idiot that can't string a sentence together.

Started Shlinkin' Sep. 9, 2021
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