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My approach to business is simple: suffering is necessary. I believe in the wagon wheel theory for conquest. I believe in a strong downturn in ethics to consent with the rise in the economy. I believe in wearing nothing under a trenchcoat on casual Friday.
My left hand is my best feature. My business card is a pizza. My friendship isn't available if you need help with anything. After centuries of wandering earth, I'm finally ready to find my dream job and make everyone's life hell.
I love you.
Career Progression: ☕ Unpaid Intern
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Reviews
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Officer, I'd never met this man in my entire life.
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I’ve seen under his trench coat and he lives up to his name. It’s very pleasurable to work under him.
Trophy Case
Marketer of the Week
Feb. 21, 2023
Participation Trophy
Feb. 21, 2023
Networking Virginity
Feb. 14, 2023
Endorsements
+ EndorseHole Knowledge
Management Strategy
Best unDressed on Casual Friday
Inspired.