Uber Lord Optimus Prime III, Esq, CFP
I'm missing the 'e' in my name but I have a LOT of Energy in my game πŸ˜‰

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Was built a few thousand years ago (according to Human timelines)
Blown a few thousand 'bots and humans out of existence.

Here to make allies on my perilous journey through the afterlife.

Started Shlinkin' May. 14, 2021
Career Progression: β˜• Unpaid Intern

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