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As you are here, review me but within the review include the words; Great, fish, bubble wrap, large, testicles and George Michael in a reminiscent narrative
Career Progression: 💵 Paid Intern
Boardroom Fart - Novelty Spray
Joseph P. Sixpack, Esquire • 10-3-21
Tin foil mask
Not Sold Yet • 10-3-21
1975 Lamborghini Countach
Bain W. Kuang 🐀 • 10-1-21
Toxic people repellent
Powdered Toast Man - MBA T.IT/TIES • 9-30-21
Reviews
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Definitely a super jeenius
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Reviews are like sensitivity training: thoroughly enjoyable and welcomed by everyone. With the exception of this waste of a pulse.
Trophy Case
Marketer of the Week
Sep. 27, 2021
Marketer of the Week
Sep. 20, 2021
Hottest Profile
Aug. 31, 2021
Marketer of the Week
Aug. 23, 2021
The Social Climber Award
Aug. 9, 2021
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
Jul. 26, 2021
Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up
Jul. 19, 2021
Endorsements
+ EndorseI endorse myself and also make love to myself
No one is him
Body Transformation
Get out of my head- I am meditating, rude
Skilled Salesman
#StartupStayUp
Will sneak you into No 10 for a quickie
Shlink me you Fuuu*
Inert
Don't touch his shit (literal and metaphorical)
Story-brained
Galactic Gratitude Award
Non-believer
Bought my ad!
Skilled Meditator
Out of office
endorsing
shlinking
Distinctively pleasant odor
Friend to the Spiderkin
Mentioned in ShlinkedIn Digest #34
Negotiates like he stole it
3rd in Line to the Swedish Throne
Product Featured in ShlinkedIn Digest #35
Very Popular 😉
Chinese shitting
Always around, lurking