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Office Spider
Self-made CEO at Dark Corner Next to Your Desk
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1 year ago β’
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It is important to stay on top of your deadlines and give your projects the right amount of attention. However, you mustn't forget to set time aside for personal development, side hustles, conquering competition, infiltrating those who have wronged you, crawling on all the things, personal commitments, inserting your thorax wherever it fits, and organising your desk. Today I took time to update my list. Yes, that list. My current list is now as follows: 1. @thatsexretary 2. @zanz 3. @elpresidente 4. @doctorevil 5. @bain_capital My mandibles shudder with excitement. I love updating the list. #YouKnowWhy #EightLegsSuperior #Networking #WebDevelopment #Thoraxercise #THELIST
1 year ago
Disappointed that I didn't make the cut. Shame on you @officespider !!
1 year ago
Disappointed that I didn't make the cut. Shame on you office spider!!
1 year ago
@lusaminecapital I only select premium flesh mounds for The List. Hustle harder.
1 year ago
Disappointed that I didn't make the cut. Shame on you office spider!!
1 year ago
@baimlerdenznuuk You couldn't recruit yourself onto my list.
1 year ago
β¨ Am interested in job thx for consider me z
1 year ago
Disappointed that I didn't make the cut. Shame on you office spider!!
1 year ago
I'll hustle my ass off to make it on your death list. Secretary, Zanz, Prez, Evil, Bain ... gloves are off.
1 year ago
Your stack looks 1 short but we all know that's because REAL lists start with 0
1 year ago
@pancakedev And that spot is always reserved for you.