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Roasting Champion, Ads Maniac

YUMM-EE

ShlinkedIn Roasting Champion, Ads Maniac, 1000X Developer.
You don't have HALF the talent my 1000% Pure Maple Syrup does!
MMmMMMmmMMMmmMMM!!!!! OH WOW oh no oh yes oh wow oh k oh yay oh bey oh wow wowweeeewwwwowwowww just so so so so so so so so so sooo soooooooooooooooooo GOOD!

That's ME — THAT'S what _I_ sound like when I'M managing MY STACK!

Feat. years upon years upon years upon years upon years upon years upon years of experience working across the ENTIRE STACK of PANCAKES SUCKAAAAAAAAAA!

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Started Shlinkin' Dec. 22, 2021
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Career Progression: 💼 Middle Manager
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Networking Goblin

Jul. 11, 2022

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Marketer of the Week

Jul. 11, 2022

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Marketer of the Week

Jul. 4, 2022

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Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up

Jul. 4, 2022

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ShlinkedIn Conference Attendee

Jun. 29, 2022

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Networking Virginity

Jun. 24, 2022

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Marketer of the Week

May. 16, 2022

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Marketer of the Week

May. 9, 2022

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Participation Trophy

Feb. 7, 2022

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Hottest Profile

Jan. 25, 2022

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Networking Goblin

Jan. 25, 2022

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Marketer of the Week

Jan. 25, 2022

Verified

Jan. 18, 2022

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Hottest Profile

Jan. 17, 2022

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Networking Goblin

Jan. 17, 2022

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The Social Climber Award

Jan. 17, 2022

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Marketer of the Week

Jan. 3, 2022

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Platinum

Dec. 30, 2021

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Participation Trophy

Dec. 27, 2021

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Weak Fleshy Body

Sticky

Sizzurp

Diabeetus

Sweet as tulip bulbs

Full stack

Does endorse

Smokes 2 Joints Before He Smokes 2 Joints

I did a GrEaT JoB on that ThInG

Flapjack clap backs

Inadequate Breakfast Developer

Even a half stack is a full stack

Purebred Spank Monster

Wannabe Roaster

Shady Ham Curator

Got a fat stack 🥞

Will leave you hungry for more

Makes off-color turtleneck sweaters

Tasty snack before a whack

Frequency caps

Thanks for breakfast, I was still hammered

Inferior Number of Legs

Sarcastic Thot

Sticky Profile

Best flavored "pancakes"

Sexy IRL Voice

Pancakes that go on for days.

Very Popular 😉

Very Popular 😉

Top Seller Award