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Roasting Champion, Ads Maniac

YUMM-EE

ShlinkedIn Roasting Champion, Ads Maniac, 1000X Developer.
You don't have HALF the talent my 1000% Pure Maple Syrup does!
MMmMMMmmMMMmmMMM!!!!! OH WOW oh no oh yes oh wow oh k oh yay oh bey oh wow wowweeeewwwwowwowww just so so so so so so so so so sooo soooooooooooooooooo GOOD!

That's ME β€” THAT'S what _I_ sound like when I'M managing MY STACK!

Feat. years upon years upon years upon years upon years upon years upon years of experience working across the ENTIRE STACK of PANCAKES SUCKAAAAAAAAAA!

Started Shlinkin' Dec. 22, 2021
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Career Progression: πŸ’Ό Middle Manager
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    Participation Trophy

    Sep. 5, 2022

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    Networking Goblin

    Jul. 11, 2022

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    Marketer of the Week

    Jul. 11, 2022

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    Marketer of the Week

    Jul. 4, 2022

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    Bain Capital Key Asset Runner Up

    Jul. 4, 2022

    🍷

    ShlinkedIn Conference Attendee

    Jun. 29, 2022

    🀝

    Networking Virginity

    Jun. 24, 2022

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    Marketer of the Week

    May. 16, 2022

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    Marketer of the Week

    May. 9, 2022

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    Participation Trophy

    Feb. 7, 2022

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    Hottest Profile

    Jan. 25, 2022

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    Networking Goblin

    Jan. 25, 2022

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    Marketer of the Week

    Jan. 25, 2022

    Verified

    Jan. 18, 2022

    πŸ”₯

    Hottest Profile

    Jan. 17, 2022

    πŸ‘Ί

    Networking Goblin

    Jan. 17, 2022

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    The Social Climber Award

    Jan. 17, 2022

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    Marketer of the Week

    Jan. 3, 2022

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    Platinum

    Dec. 30, 2021

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    Participation Trophy

    Dec. 27, 2021

Endorsements
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Weak Fleshy Body

Sticky

Diabeetus

Sweet as tulip bulbs

Full stack

Does endorse

Smokes 2 Joints Before He Smokes 2 Joints

I did a GrEaT JoB on that ThInG

Flapjack clap backs

Inadequate Breakfast Developer

Even a half stack is a full stack

Purebred Spank Monster

Wannabe Roaster

Shady Ham Curator

Got a fat stack πŸ₯ž

Will leave you hungry for more

Makes off-color turtleneck sweaters

Tasty snack before a whack

Frequency caps

Thanks for breakfast, I was still hammered

Inferior Number of Legs

Sarcastic Thot

Sticky Profile

Best flavored "pancakes"

Sexy IRL Voice

Pancakes that go on for days.

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Top Seller Award